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Demand for cosmetic gynaecology has never been higher. For plastic surgeons, business is booming. Marie Myung-Ok Lee asks if it’s just a get rich quick scheme and do women really need it

Thu, 01 Dec, 2011 - 00:00

THE setting is certainly nice: a five-star golf resort high in the Tortolita mountains outside Tucson, Arizona. Despite being in the middle of the desert, water is all around: two golf courses, three pools, a water park, plus three outdoor lawns raked by sprinklers. Inside, conventioneers are unloading displays of surgical instruments, orthopaedic furniture and clear plastic canisters designed to store human fat.

I’ve come to the Congress on Aesthetic Vaginal Surgery because I want to learn more about one of the fastest growing cosmetic procedures in the US. This newish industry consists of doctors and their clients (clients, not patients because these surgeries are cash-only elective procedures) who believe the female nether area can be improved upon or remediated. Procedures offered include labiaplasty (trimming or completely removing labia), vaginal rejuvenation (tightening), hymenoplasty (“revirgination”) and clitoral “unhooding” — among others.

On my way to check out the exhibits, I pass a 4ft welcome poster of a woman’s bare back and well rounded buttocks. &!!! As I browse, a surgical equipment salesman mistakes me for a doctor and eagerly tries to sell me his new radiostatic scalpel (“Less thermal collateral damage”), demonstrating its precision by cutting slices out of a piece of raw steak.

Designer vagina surgery is big business: according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, in 2009 female consumers spent an estimated $6.8m (€5m) on these procedures (the figure counts only plastic surgeons, not gynaecologists).

It’s popularity is rising in Ireland. Dublin-based consultant plastic surgeon Dr Labros Chatzis gets 35 inquiries a month and operates on at least one woman every week. Twelve years ago, he carried out vaginal surgery on one or two women a year. The operation lasts about 90 minutes and costs in the region of €4,500.

The only reason I know about cosmetic vaginal surgery is that, while researching my latest book, I was given temporary faculty status at the medical school of the university where I teach creative writing, so I could observe obstetrics and gynaecology students. Somehow, I began to get spam emails addressed to “Dr Lee”, extolling the “revenue expanding” virtues of learning vaginal rejuvenation. And it’s clear at this conference that the bulk of participants are indeed not plastic surgeons but run-of-the-mill obstetricians and gynaecologists who see this as their passport out of traditional practice.

When I ask these doctors about the drastic switch from delivering babies to doing cash-only cosmetic surgeries, many seem uncomfortable. A few sheepishly say they are just exploring their options. The ones already practising cite the rising costs of malpractice insurance, dwindling insurance and government reimbursements. Others talk of a desire for more control over their schedule, rationalising the switch as a “family values” move.

But these cosmetic procedures can make you rich. As one speaker makes a presentation about his successful cosmetic-gyn practice, the wallpaper from his laptop appears on screen: various shots of him with his Porsche. The message is simple. A straightforward labiaplasty, done in-office, in a few hours, nets about $5,000 (€3,700). Enough customers and you, too, can live the good life.

My late father was an anaesthetist and I occasionally attended conferences with him. While they took place in similarly junkety locations, these were staid affairs: endless seminars on the newest paralytic and narcotic agents, endless charts of rates of metabolisation of these drugs. Here, there is a distinct buzz of excitement, such as at a seminar on get-rich-quick investing. In what feels almost like a mini-MBA programme, we sit through presentations on search engine optimisation (SEO), burnishing one’s online reputation and marketing.

Practitioners trade ideas on how to increase revenue by cutting costs; finding ways to do procedures using local anaesthesia, for instance, in order to avoid the expense of having to rent an operating room at a hospital and pay an anaesthetist. In surgery, assistants are needed to hold retractors, instruments that keep the incision open — one enterprising doctor displays a special clamp he has invented, patented and will be selling, that will make assistants unnecessary.

On a larger level, the more activist doctors here are also waging a kind of internecine war, determined to keep cosmetic-gyn within their purview, lamenting how they let the breast implants business “get away” from them and become the sole province of plastic surgeons.

In the US, cosmetic gynaecology may have the official sanction of reality TV (doctors have performed it on the wildly popular plastic surgery makeover show Dr 90210) but the same cannot be said of the peer organisations. The American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists (ACOG) deems such procedures medically unnecessary, possibly unsafe, and is “concerned with the ethical issues”, while the accrediting body, the American Board of Obstetrics and Gynaecology (ABOG), refuses to recognise cosmetic-gyn as a legitimate sub-speciality. This means no entry barriers for the physicians, as there are no board-certification requirements.

Some here are presenting “how-to” videos on their methods to beautify the labia. And the body, as it heals, always has its surprises: “I get the lumpy-bumpies just like anyone else,” admits one, showing his solution of shaving off bead-like skin tags that form around an incision, much in the way your grandmother might de-pill a sweater.

Since many of the obstetricians and gynaecologists at the conference are untrained in plastic surgery, one big question begins to bother me: on what/whom they will practise? The answer is, they don’t — or, often, not much. A number of those here plan to watch the videos and start operating. Indeed, in one session, a doctor asks how to overcome beginner’s nerves — and what are your obligations to let your patient know? “Do it on a 60-year old — it won’t matter!” comes one suggestion from the audience.

Sherie, a 36-year-old from Oregon, spent $18,000 (€13,330) on vaginal surgery last year. “In my mid-20s, I noticed that my inner labia were larger than my outer labia,” she tells me, “but at that point I wasn’t overly concerned by it. Then I had laser hair removal for my bikini line and realised that not everyone might be like me. I picked up one of my brother’s Playboys to see what the girls looked like. Some seemed to have very small or almost no labia. It was around that time that I began to wish mine were smaller, but I still had no intention of doing anything about it.”

When Sherie got a job selling medical devices to gynaecologists, she became aware that some doctors were performing vaginal rejuvenation, but still thought that it was “a pretty extreme step”. Then she had three children in three years.

Although she tells me that her husband never had any issues with how her vagina looked, it was around that time that she started to think “about the improvements that I wanted to make after the tolls of childbirth”. She contacted a plastic surgeon she knew and trusted, and arranged to have the labiaplasty in his office. “I was shocked when he handed me the mirror after he was done,” she remembers, “because the cuts and stitches were going the complete opposite way from how I had thought they would, and I didn’t see how I would heal looking better and without very obvious scars. I went into freak-out mode and couldn’t believe what I had done.” She went back to work for 10 hours and by the end of the day was in “excruciating pain”.

Rather than waiting for her botched surgery to heal, Sherie decided to get it corrected straight away. After talking to other doctors and surgeons, she phoned a Dr Red Alinsod. “We talked about not only labial reduction but other possible procedures I might want to get done since I was going to endure some pain and downtime anyway. This made sense to me — to just get any and all done down there while I had the chance. I’d had heavy bleeding since having children and a haemorrhoid but, after looking at Dr Alinsod’s website, I started to think about vaginal tightening, too. I thought, well, after three kids it can’t hurt.”

Together, they decided on an ablation (for the bleeding), haemorrhoidectomy, labia reduction, hood reduction (to match her new labia), vaginal tightening and repair of her perineum. “The next few weeks and months were a little painful at times, but it all healed beautifully,” she says. “Not a day has gone by that I have regretted having this done, and I would encourage anyone [who is] unhappy to consider looking into it, as long as you go to the right surgeon and are willing to spend what it takes to get the best results.”

Sherie seemed thrilled by the speed with which Alinsod responded to her initial inquiry and how accommodating he had proved to be: “He talked on the phone for 45 minutes,” she says of their pre-operative conversation, “and even extended his normal working day to perform my surgery.”

When it comes to elective medical procedures, customer service is part of the package but I spend a lot of time with Alinsod over the course of the conference (he is its organiser) and he also appears to be a skilful surgeon with an unapologetic passion for what he does.

Indeed, the atmosphere is almost festive with delegates’ enthusiasm to come up with new forms of cosmetic gynaecology, and new ways to encourage women to have it.

One doctor’s sales pitch invites clients to “get double-D labia to go with those double-D implants!”

I am unsure of what attractive vaginas are supposed to look like, but after a few presentations with their before-and-afters, a clear surgical ideal emerges: labia inflated to banana-like pontoon proportions, a look that I can only describe as pure, mammalian oestrus.

The aesthetic ideal goes one step further when Alinsod, who practises in body-conscious southern California, tells us that his most popular labiaplasty procedure is one he invented, a “smooth” look, called the Barbie (after the doll), that involves shearing off the entire labia minora, the inner lips, to leave a “clamshell” look.

This constant casual talk about vaginas, with the slightly ribald asides about sexual function, feels like a continuation of the trickle-up of the porn aesthetic that started about 10 years ago, when the Brazilian wax went mainstream. (On recently observing a birth as part of my research, I mentioned to one of the nurses that I thought pre-delivery shaving of the genital area wasn’t done any more. She looked at me as if I were 100 years old and said, “Honey, they all come in this way!”)

It was not the porn aesthetic that motivated Ella, a 48-year-old nurse from Texas, to have her surgery, however, but a growing dislike of the way she looked, combined with increasing discomfort during sex. Like Sherie, she had to go back for corrective surgery after her initial operation did not go as planned.

“After I had my children, my labia became longer, less full and discoloured” she says. “During sexual intercourse, I would always have to move my labia out of the way to keep them from being pulled into my vagina. But they inevitably would get pulled and have small tears on the skin as a result. I was an avid cyclist and it became painful to ride. I spoke with my regular gynaecologist and he told me that they offered labial reduction at the army facility in San Antonio — my husband was on active duty — so, in 2006, due to the cost involved, I opted to have it there. At first, I was happy, but when I continued to have problems with my perineum, I contacted Dr Hailparn. Since I was going to be undergoing vaginal rejuvenation, I decided to have her fix my labia, too. I no longer have any difficulty with intercourse or any pain while cycling. The symmetry is beautiful and I now have a more aesthetically pleasing labia.”

She says her husband thinks the surgery was worthwhile, “because it has enhanced our sexual intimacy”.

It should be noted that labiaplasties done for purely functional reasons, such as dyspareunia (pain during sex), may be categorised as medically necessary and therefore eligible to be covered by insurance. However, when I spoke to practitioners at the conference, they waved away the idea that either they or the client would want to take that route. “It’ll take me 10 minutes, but I’ll get only $300,” one explained. “And it’ll look like I spent 10 minutes on it.” Another agreed, explaining that much of the elective fee he charged had to do with the two hours he’d spend “making it look pretty”.

One female gynaecologist says she does these procedures in part because she empathises with her patients, and emphasises the functional as well as the cosmetic aspects. She tells me about the discomfort she has experienced from her own “misshapen labia” and says the reason she hasn’t had surgery is simply because she has yet to find the right doctor.

!!!!! Everybody’s been so immersed in the all-day presentations that they’ve hardly ventured beyond the meeting rooms, but now they drift on to the hotel porch. As the Tortolita mountains redden in the dusk, they put their feet up by the outdoor chimney, shed their name badges and order drinks made with expensive, artisanal tequilas. In the desert all around are the lush golf courses and artificial pools squandering a finite, life-giving commodity, offering a kind of gleeful profligacy to those willing to pay.

* Some names have been changed.

(Guardian News & Media Ltd 2011)

*River Medical,

114 Lower Baggot Street,

Dublin 2. Telephone: 1850-885050

www.rivermedical.ie

Cost: €4,500 approx

*The Harley Medical Group

5 Herbert Place,

Dublin 2. Telephone: 1850-242442

www.harleymedical.ie

Clients are referred to their clinics in Britain for treatment.