Washing ourselves will never be the same again

After getting the final word on the cost of the water charges I’ve decided to start charging myself for the use of water.

I will charge myself 20¢ per flush, 30c for the dishes, 40c for a shower and 50c for a bath. So if its yellow let it mellow, use paper plates, take short showers and take sponge baths.

The only extra cost will be for more deodorant.