So there I was, Sunday night, somewhere in the Hollywood Hills, about three in the morn, drunk as a skunk, debating whether or not to jump out of this moving car.

Ahead of his new column in Weekend, Mark Hayes, the Corkman-turned-LA- local who hangs out with Robbie Williams, puts together a handy how-to guide on what to do when you meet a celebrity.

Fringe gets the high fashion treatment, writes Annmarie O’Connor.

Andrew Getty, among the heirs in a family whose name is synonymous with elite American wealth, has been found dead in his Hollywood Hills home of what was most likely natural causes or an accident, authorities and family members said.

A teen heart throb when teen movies weren’t a thing, John Cusask has survived a long time in Hollywood.

Robert Pattinson is keen to buy a new home in north London, but will only do so if the property has a dance-floor.

Robin Thicke held a "divorce party" after his wife Paula Patton filed for divorce on October 3.

Mark Hayes is hot and bothered in LA as the pressure mounts to get his body perfect for the beach.

Justin Theroux wants a smaller home.

Ashton Kutcher pulled over to repair a stranded hiker's car on Saturday night.

Kelly Osbourne was saved from being hit by a car today by her bulldog Willy.

Fifty years ago, on March 15, 1964, Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton were married — for the first time.

Emma Watson has turned down films to focus on her university exams.

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have split up.

Kanye West has slashed the selling price of his bachelor pad by $500,000 (€375,000).

Simon Cowell is reportedly giving Lauren Silverman a £10m mansion.

With an elevated setting, this property ticks all the right boxes, Tommy Barker reports

Cory Monteith has left rehab.

THE fashion world dislikes boobs. What qualifies as erotic capital holds little currency on the catwalk and in glossy editorial spreads.

Russell Brand and Katy Perry's marital home is up for sale.

Justin Timberlake has become the latest celebrity victim of "swatting".

Boy band The Wanted are following in the footsteps of fellow British act The Saturdays, with their own reality show for US TV which programme bosses say will be full of “music, bromance and superstardom”.

Police were called to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Hollywood Hills mansion after one of their kids pressed a panic alarm yesterday.

Pub crawls, bonhomie and midnight Mass do not transfer to sunny LA, says Robbie Williams’ party friend, Corkman Mark Hayes

BEFORE we delve into me and all things related to, let’s just cut to the chase and get to why we’re here: Celebrities! ‘Who have you met since you’ve been in Hollywood?

Lindsay Lohan will not be prosecuted for a burglary at a home where she had been a guest.

Lindsay Lohan and her assistant Gavin Doyle are reportedly suspects in an alleged burglary at her friend’s Hollywood Hills mansion.

JOHNNY O’Callaghan is an Irish actor in Los Angeles.

Kanye West has been burgled.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are set to move in together after putting their respective homes on the market.

Ashton Kutcher is reportedly dating Mila Kunis.

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NOBODY expected The Artist to sweep up so many prizes and awards.

Police have captured a man convicted of threatening to kill Madonna who walked away from a Los Angeles-area mental hospital last week.

Los Angeles police were looking for more human body parts today after searchers discovered two hands and two feet in the same area of a park where dog walkers found a severed human head inside a plastic bag.

HIKERS found a severed human head in a bag below the iconic Hollywood sign in the hills above Los Angeles.

An investigation is under way in Los Angeles after two dogs found a human head in a plastic bag.

Brittany Murphy's father is demanding a new investigation into his daughter's death.

Moving vans have been spotted at Katy Perry and Russell Brand's house.

The 'Lincoln Lawyer' actor Matthew McConaughey proposed to Brazilian model and TV star Camila Alves on Christmas Day and plans are now underway for the couple to tie the knot in Camila's birthplace.

POLICE arrested a man yesterday in connection with a wave of 53 arson fires targeting cars and structures, which caused more than $2 million (€1.54m) in damages and left nerves in the second-largest US city badly frayed.

Matthew McConaughey got engaged to Camila Alves over Christmas.

LADY GAGA enjoyed her “first real Marilyn moment” as she serenaded former US president Bill Clinton at a charity concert in Los Angeles.