WANTED: Charismatic, unrelenting, imaginative, high-energy, world-class dancer (35 toe-taps a second is the required standard) to help change how a staid traditional idiom is perceived.

Little Kali’s dad was so impressed with her dancing skills that he decided to edit her moves into an Irish dancing/Michael Flatley-style video - dubbing her ’Kali of the Dance’.

The world’s cities turned green for the day as tens of thousands of Irish expats, new and old, gathered to celebrate St Patrick’s Day.

Michael Flatley and his family were in their lavish 18th-century home last night as thieves broke in and stole a rhino horn.

JUST as the slowdown in the property market turned into a dip in 2007, the delightful Kylenahoura House in Ballyhooly, Co Cork was sold by its Dutch owners for €2.75 million, a quarter of a million euro over the guide. The buyers, a Dublin-based family, who signed up swiftly and moved in shortly afterwards, are now moving on again and the north Cork estate is for sale once more though Sherry FitzGerald O’Donovan.

THE world is entering the realms of hell, banks are crashing, a new president has entered the White House, and Michael Flatley has given an interview to TV3. It’s on tomorrow. You might want to watch it.

Celebrity solicitor Gerald Kean has not ruled out getting involved in Cork City.

LOSSES of more than €1 million were suffered by one of the country’s biggest hotels in 2007 as a result of its venture into hosting entertainment events including Lord of the Dance and Paul Brady and Bonnie Tyler concerts.

SPARE a thought for poor Bono as he campaigns for the impoverished Third World — for U2 are slipping down the league table of Ireland’s richest folk.

Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley today dispelled rumours he is seriously ill as he walked out of a London hospital.

One of the biggest celebrity weddings of the year will begin this afternoon when Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley will tie the knot with fiancée Niamh O’Brien in Fermoy.