Politicians’ stock answers usually make us all groan but I’ve always had a soft spot for one occasionally heard: “I’m not even going to dignify that with a response”.

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Arsenal v Leicester: Tonight: Leicester boss Nigel Pearson has rounded on Match of the Day pundits after his scuffle with James McArthur.

Celtic 1 Dundee United 1

Reading 0 QPR 0

Aston Villa 3 QPR 2

QPR 3 Sunderland 1

QPR 0 Manchester United 2

QPR 0 Norwich 0

QPR manager Harry Redknapp could hand several of his new signings debuts against Norwich tomorrow.

Harry Redknapp managed to secure three of his transfer targets for QPR on transfer deadline day, but it was the man he did not get who attracted the most attention.

David Beckham will play for Paris St Germain for free after vowing to donate his entire salary from his new club to charity.

Confusion surrounded the future of West Brom striker Peter Odemwingie tonight as he arrived in London for talks with QPR, only for his club to deny giving him permission to do so.

Tottenham have given up their pursuit of Internacional striker Leandro Damiao - for now.

QPR manager Harry Redknapp is hoping to bring in Peter Odemwingie, Jermaine Jenas and Andros Townsend before the transfer deadline closes tonight.

Tottenham have announced that goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes has joined German side Hoffenheim on loan until the end of the season.

Andre Villas-Boas insists he still has no plans to enter the transfer market next month despite seeing his team fail to break down a stubborn Stoke side at White Hart Lane.

Nottingham Forest 1 Millwall 4

Blackpool 2 Nottingham Forest 2

Nottingham Forest 0 Derby 1

Moussa Dembele was today set to be unveiled as a Tottenham player as further doubt was cast on the future of Rafael van der Vaart.

Hamburg today vowed to do everything possible to re-sign Rafael van der Vaart from Tottenham before the transfer window closed.

Cheryl Cole is renting a house off ex-husband Ashley’s friend Jermaine Jenas.

Aston Villa captain Stiliyan Petrov has been diagnosed with acute leukaemia, the club have said.

Aston Villa supporters are being urged to attend a pre-match protest against manager Alex McLeish ahead of Sunday’s home clash with Manchester City.

With the transfer window about to open again Andy Hampson looks at who will be buying and who will be selling over January

Bolton 1 Aston Villa 2

Aston Villa goalkeeper Brad Guzan will make his first Premier League start of the season against Bolton tomorrow in place of Shay Given, who is sidelined for a month with a hamstring injury.

Aston Villa’s on-loan midfielder Jermaine Jenas has been ruled out for the remainder of the season after undergoing surgery on his Achilles.

Aston Villa goalkeeper Shay Given will be sidelined for a month after suffering a hamstring injury against Manchester United on Saturday.

ASTON VILLA goalkeeper Shay Given will be sidelined for a month after suffering a hamstring injury against Manchester United on Saturday.

FUNCTIONAL, workmanlike and efficient are not words normally associated with teams built by Alex Ferguson but such virtues were clearly a necessity after his chastening experience at the hands of Roberto Mancini.

Aston Villa manager Alex McLeish has said he is hopeful that the injury suffered by Republic of Ireland goalkeeper Shay Given is not too serious.

Aston Villa 0 Man Utd 1

NOTHING painted a more pertinent picture than the pain expressed on the face of Shay Given yesterday.

Swansea 0 Aston Villa 0

On-loan midfielder Jermaine Jenas will return to the Aston Villa squad for Sunday’s Barclays Premier League match at Swansea.

Aston Villa striker Gabriel Agbonlahor is battling to shake off the hamstring injury suffered on England duty in time for Monday’s Barclays Premier League clash with Tottenham at White Hart Lane.

Aston Villa midfielder Barry Bannan is available after a club suspension for tomorrow’s home Barclays Premier League clash with Norwich.

On-loan Tottenham midfielder Jermaine Jenas has been included in the Aston Villa squad for tomorrow’s Barclays Premier League clash with Sunderland at the Stadium Of Light.

Aston Villa central defender James Collins is back in contention for tomorrow’s Barclays Premier League derby with West Brom at Villa Park.

Aston Villa manager Alex McLeish admits on loan midfielder Jermaine Jenas is still “three or four games away” from being ready to make his debut for the midlands club.

Aston Villa’s leading scorer Gabriel Agbonlahor is winning his battle to be fit for Saturday’s Barclays Premier League clash at Manchester City.