Ask Audrey: C’mere, what’s the story with 130 grand a year for doing nathin?

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Hello old stock, I’ve been forced to stand down as CEO of my own company (South Mall) after an incident last Friday evening. I can’t go into the details, but if I was to give advice to a young fella starting out in business these days, it would start with, “be careful how you use the word Brazilian around a stunning intern from Rio De Janeiro.”