Ask Audrey: She told her husband try a new position, so he ran for Treasurer of Douglas Golf Club

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages

C’mere, what’s the story with my shocking libido? Up until recently, I was like a dog with two mickeys, always on the lookout for a bit of action with the old doll. Last weekend, she came back from a hen in Munich with a new pair of saucy smalls (the Germans do be filthy) and asked would I like a “fashion show”. I said yes, because what man refuses that kind of offer, but when she came out of the en-suite, nothing happened. Am I too young for Viagra at 41?