This girl wrote and submitted the most ridiculous college essay while drunk

When this student checked her email after a drunken night out, she was in for a bit of a shock.

According to McKenna Clark, at some point the night before, she remembered she had a Criminal Justice essay due the next day, so she high-tailed it home, jotted some nonsense down - and hit send.

And the essay itself is… well, see for yourself.