Life According To Lubka

BUZZ WEXLER is a lean, mean, nipped and tucked, narcissistic music promoter at the top of her career.

Hedonistic, Niravax popping, sexually exploitative finder and creator of urban music bands like the Spam Javelins and Lime-Twist she is suddenly demoted to World Music – “the Mojave Desert of Comet Audio,” for who she works. Sent on the tour with the Bulgarian harmony singing Gorni Grannies, Buzz bucks against the audacity of being moved from the pedestal where she shaped grunge aesthetic by the time she was 30.

“Not me Dave, I do cutting edge not cutting corn. Hip-Hop not crones,” she tells her boss. Now in her early 40s, she is past her sell-by-date in an ageist industry. Self described as “a fully loaded awesome babe,” her nomination for a Lifetime Achievement Award, adds insult to injury, highlighting her years and defying devotion to surgical enhancement.