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It's all go on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Don't Care About Side-Effects As Long as We Can Go Skiing. Lorna_WhiteRangeRover said she used a bit of pull and is getting a jab of the Pfizer vaccine Thursday week, so she and Ken can nail  down one of the top-10 villas in St Moritz,  for March. Fifi_200GrandExtension gave that  three thumbs down and said herself and Brian are top of the queue for the Oxford University vaccine, because we all know she suffers from her notions. I'm after hearing about this revolutionary, new Cork vaccine, called Langball. The good news is it's 98% effective; the bad news is it  can cause shocking errors of judgement and two of the test cases actually moved to Carrigaline.  Is this true,  now? 

— Jenni, Douglas Road.