Colm O'Regan: I have the TV pitch that will trump Love Island

It's like Love Island but on Cape Clear with no social niceties or 'doing bits'

Introverts Island would be a safe haven for the socially awkward, with furtive social events and lots of people leaning against walls for no apparent reason. 

I can’t. I just can’t. Nope. 10 minutes in and I still can’t. As the old people used to say back in 2015, “I can’t even.” Love Island. I tried to watch it. in good faith. But no.

Not because it’s shite. Shite is so subjective. I mean it is shite. But people I like like it. People enjoy it, so what harm? I’m not throwing any shade at the Island.