Colm O'Regan: The perfect Valentine's Day gift - a zombie plan for the one you love

"It’s important to at least try to have a zombie plan. You’d be surprised who has one."

Valentines Day: I’m not imagining much of a date night at the moment. I expect the children to slope off to bed after the usual three-hour filibuster. 

Life is at 0.75x speed anyway, but throw in the sudden thirst, an onrush of appetite like a sumo wrestler training for a basho, having eaten like an unhappy 1980s supermodel all day, WHEN THE FOOD WAS PLACED IN FRONT OF THEM FOR FECK'S SAKE…