Suzanne Harrington: Are girls with swishy hair in tight white jeans the only way to advertise tampons?

Look, I know everyone has piled in already about that Tampax ad, but as the proud possessor of both a vagina and a newspaper column, it would be rude not to stick my oar in, providing, of course, the Advertising Standards Authority of Ireland doesn’t find my idiom provocative or suggestive.
Because I do love to stick an oar in. All the way in.