Lighten Up: Auld Lehane back in the saddle for Cheltenham

As you might expect, the elite in the horse racing world were soon beating a path to my door, the offers came in fast and furious

Look out for me at Cheltenham next week, I'll be out in front.

I went to the bank recently to see if I could get a stocking loan for the year ahead.

"Son," the bank manager said, "the only way you will be able to get money out of this place is by wearing a pair of tights over your head."