Lighten Up: Only Michael Flatley can save us from the rain
Our Denis says he believes Michael Flatley is the only man who can lift the rain clouds at this stage. He is, after all, the man with the feet of flames...
With the rain never ceasing and my prayers having fallen on deaf ears, I feel it's high time we called in Michael Flatley to do some class of a rain dance to deal with the deluge.
In America years ago, when native tribes desired rain, all they had to do was dance a merry jig to the rain gods around a campfire, and sure enough, soon down would come the rain like the shutters at closing time.
