Denis Lehane: I would dearly love a half dozen round bales of silage for Valentine's Day
Because of my smouldering good looks, and boyish country charms, the cards arrive early.
It's not every day I appeal to the public at large, but today I feel I'm left with little choice.
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, with it closing in faster than a contrary bull on the rampage, I feel I must put all my cards on the table.
