Denis Lehane: Men wearing short pants is an epidemic in West Cork this summer. It has to stop

Spotting not one, but three so-called 'cattle men' at the mart wearing short pants was too much for Auld Lehane

Every Tom, Dick and Harry seems to be zipping up a pair of pants that shows off his old hairy legs to the world.

While I can stand most things in life, the sight of a grown man going around the place in short pants is the one thing that damn nearly turns my stomach.

I can't stand it.