Cork on Ice – it really does kick ass

My backside has never been so sore. I’m finding it very hard to put pen to paper, it can be hard to focus the mind, with the backside calling the shots.

My bum story began last Saturday, when I made the regrettable move of taking the youngsters to that blasted Cork on Ice business down in Mahon. This gliding on ice malarkey has become very popular.

So off we trotted to Mahon, with me, the fool that I am, promising to “give the ice a go”.