Every thing’s wired to the stars

OUR resident astrologer, Krystal Bolsch, is seeing stars of a different kind this week, having carelessly walked right into a 50 foot, dayglo advertising hoarding that read, Look To The Future.

Her last words before slipping into a coma were, “I never saw that coming”.

Doctors say she is coming round but, naturally, we cannot expect her to produce her annual farmer’s horoscope, so we are extremely grateful to Mort Larkin for stepping into the breach and coming up with the goods.