WHAT would you shout at Enda Kenny, if you had the chance?

WHAT is the point of speaking rights if you have nothing to say? The docile Dáil was all a-buzz at the news that booted-out Blueshirts and unloved-Labourites will actually be heard in the chamber to which they were elected.

DOES the camp, cult classic film, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? hold a chilling echo of the gothic drama unfolding in the dear-old Labour Party?

PINTS, pantomime-style villains and political impotence, the Dáil has it all.

IS Enda Kenny driving you to despair? Well, it could be worse, you could be stuck in a taxi with our leader — like Norwegian voters were when that country’s unpopular prime minister Jens Stoltenberg posed as a cabbie for a re-election stunt.

If women can be so easily shut out of a national debate on an issue like abortion, what chance do they have of being heard on traditional ‘men’s issues’ like the economy? Shaun Connolly says it’s time for change

IN a twist on the old cliché of a bull in a china shop, Eamon Gilmore has been talking bull in a ‘shop’ in China.

TDs are to be banned from drinking and driving through legislation — maybe.

THIS column might never reach your eyes. Ireland will surely have fallen off its axis, now that the X case legislation has passed the Dáil.

Though hardly at his most eloquent, Enda Kenny still spoke for most TDs when he declared: “I am going to get rid of it this evening.”