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Aida Austin
I know, let’s draw straws. Short straw gets the box room
I know, let’s draw straws. Short straw gets the box room

5 pm.

Sat, 15 Jul, 2017

'It’s hard to hear anything over the racket of my luggage wheels'
'It’s hard to hear anything over the racket of my luggage wheels'

I’M IN Stansted airport with two of my sisters, heading for Lisbon, where our youngest sister is waiting for us.

Sat, 08 Jul, 2017

I want you to practise finding your boarding card in downloads
I want you to practise finding your boarding card in downloads

My three sisters and I have just arrived at our Airbnb apartment in Lisbon and bagsied bedrooms, with disappointing results; I got the box room and have taken my disappointment off to the toilet.

Sat, 01 Jul, 2017

'God knows how anyone has an affair with a human the lying is bad enough when it’s only a bike'
'God knows how anyone has an affair with a human the lying is bad enough when it’s only a bike'

MONDAY. I’ve been having a secret love affair for two weeks but have managed to keep it on the down-low. Heaven forbid my husband should ever discover that I’ve fallen in love. With an old bike.

Sat, 24 Jun, 2017

Personally, I don’t mind a bit of wrinkle. It shows it’s been washed
Personally, I don’t mind a bit of wrinkle. It shows it’s been washed

Our first Airbnb booking arrives this afternoon; my husband is strimming the back garden and I am on the phone to my sister.

Sat, 17 Jun, 2017

Clean the bathroom with a toothbrush. You can’t be too careful about hair, particularly the pubic variety
Clean the bathroom with a toothbrush. You can’t be too careful about hair, particularly the pubic variety

I’M thinking of doing Airbnb. I tell a friend.

Sat, 10 Jun, 2017

Perhaps my ego is about to be stroked
Perhaps my ego is about to be stroked

If you’re a maker of any sort, as I am, you’ll know that your ego is at least partially dependent upon your ability to sell what you make. 

Sat, 03 Jun, 2017

'If the plane goes down, we both die. I don’t suppose we’ve got a will sorted?'
'If the plane goes down, we both die. I don’t suppose we’ve got a will sorted?'

Driving towards Cork Airport to catch a flight, “I feel a bit odd,” my husband says.

Sat, 27 May, 2017

I could never shoot anything, but if I had to shoot something, I would shoot One For Sorrow
I could never shoot anything, but if I had to shoot something, I would shoot One For Sorrow

Weekly diary with Aida Austin

Sat, 20 May, 2017

She was far too busy flirting to bother with a menopause
She was far too busy flirting to bother with a menopause

Never having had a menopause herself because she “had to have the whole blasted contraption whipped out at 40,” my mother is curious to hear about mine. “So,” she says on the phone, “how’s it going? Are you still boiling to death?”

Sat, 13 May, 2017

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