Players man lifeboats as Leeds sink

SO the rats have gathered on the deck of the doomed football liner which is Leeds United – and by all accounts they would rather one of them jump than help keep the vessel afloat.

Did anyone really expect any more from the unprincipled, head in the sand, money-worshipping, world of professional football?

Sure, on the rare occasion they actually score a goal these days Leeds players run to the crowd and bang a clenched fist on their heart or kiss the club badge on their shirt.