Glamorous ladies unimpressed by dressed-down gentlemen

THE competition has been re-named The Best Dressed Person but if the girls looked like a million dollars, the guys were closer to two bob and six pence.

The lads wore whatever they liked with minimal getting-ready time and not even a cursory mention that FCUK was so last year, sweetie.

Some did make the most of the occasion and none more so than brothers Francis and Aidan Murray who gave questionable reports that their pink tuxedo and orange pin-striped ensembles were bought from a designer on the Champs Elysees.