Tiger hot dog attacker’s epic fail

THE Californian arrested for throwing a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament said he wanted to do something “courageous and epic”.

Brandon Kelly of Petaluma told the Santa Rosa Press Democrat that he’s a fan of Woods and got the idea after watching “Drive” — a recently released movie starring Ryan Gosling as a stunt driver who moonlights as a getaway driver.

“I threw the hot dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie ‘Drive,’” Kelly said. “As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, ‘I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger.’”