TERRACE TALK: Reaction from the weekend's top Premier League action

Gallows humour needed as our Old Trafford misery grows

MANCHESTER UNITED

Never let it be said that United fans cannot do self-mockery. Halfway through yesterday’s increasingly dire second half, one colleague groaned “this team can’t create an effing thing!” Quick as a flash shot back his neighbour: “Be fair. It’s created panic, despair, anger...”