All the talking points from last weekend’s Premier League action.

Jurgen Klopp remains unconcerned about Liverpool's defensive lapses, despite them leading to Crystal Palace's two goals in their 4-2 victory at Selhurst Park.

Last week, giddy after Piggy’s last-minute bacon-saver at Watford, I allowed myself to write hopefully that a “qualification-clinching evening against PSV would cap five days of United hugely cheering us all up”. Sigh. When will I ever learn?

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Garry Monk insists Swansea’s valuation must be met before Manchester City can complete the signing of Wilfried Bony.

Crystal Palace caretaker manager Keith Millen says the players have been left shocked and confused by the departure of Tony Pulis.

Manager Tony Pulis has left his position at Crystal Palace in a sudden and unexpected move tonight.

The future of Tony Pulis as manager of Crystal Palace was up in the air tonight.

Gallows humour needed as our Old Trafford misery grows

David Moyes insists Wilfried Zaha is still firmly in his plans at Manchester United.

Ahoy, mateys.

Before kick-off on Saturday, a colleague dryly remarked: “So, we’re a wobbling mid-table side, up against a tight, in-form, Champions League-able team, who have a settled-in manager, with players that he actually wants at the club, in a system they are comfortable with ... I’ll be happy with a point gained.”

One of my website’s punters, listening to the howls from thousands of Reds after Saturday’s defeat, suggested they should adapt the current Slade-inspired Old Trafford chant to this: “So, eff off Davey Moyes / we’re chucking out our toys / we go ‘wah, wah, waaaaaah’...

One of my website’s punters, listening to the howls from thousands of Reds after Saturday’s defeat, suggested they should adapt the current Slade-inspired Old Trafford chant to this: “So, eff off Davey Moyes / we’re chucking out our toys / we go ‘wah, wah, waaaaaah’...”

Ian Holloway hopes to strut his stuff at Wembley next Monday – just as long as no one is filming him.

Ian Holloway has thanked whoever left excrement in Crystal Palace’s dressing room prior to their play-off semi-final at Brighton for giving him the easiest team talk of his career.

ROGER Morlidge may reach an impressive 6’ 2” in his stockinged feet, but with his moon-shaped face and podgy body he doesn’t stand out in a crowd.

If you want a waspish one-liner delivered with impeccable timing and venom, gift it to Dame Maggie Smith.

Manchester United will be welcoming the man Brian Greenhoff believes should succeed Alex Ferguson when Real Madrid head to Old Trafford on March 5.

ONE of the passengers aboard the Ryanair holiday jet forced to make an emergency landing after a loss of cabin pressure has revealed how his fellow passengers feared for their lives.

Whether they win or lose the FA Youth Cup at Old Trafford tonight, coach Paul McGuinness believes his Manchester United players will be better for the experience.

TRIBUTE was paid yesterday to the father of one of the IRA Warrington bomb victims who was found dead at his home.

Explorer Pen Hadow was today continuing his long journey home after enduring eight days alone at the North Pole, his wife said.

British Polar hero Pen Hadow remains stranded at the North Pole today, waiting to be picked up after setting a solo Arctic trekking record.

British Polar hero Pen Hadow remains at the top of the world today waiting to be picked up after setting a solo Arctic trekking record.

THE town of Warrington fell silent yesterday to mark the 10th anniversary of its bombing

Parents of IRA bomb victims Tim Parry and Johnathan Ball are to meet with Martin McGuinness.