Enda McEvoy: No hint of rust in bodywork of green machine

GREEN MACHINE: Diarmaid Byrnes at the launch of the 2024 Allianz Hurling League. Pic: ©INPHO/Dan Sheridan
The old one about the daddy sheep and the son sheep. You know how it goes. Just in case you’re a younger newspaper reader, if that isn’t an oxymoron in this day and age, here’s how.
The pair of them are on top of a hill looking down at a flock of, um, girl sheep. Son: “Oooh Dad, look! Let’s run down and make love [or a word to that effect] to one of ‘em!”