Roughing up Ronaldo and the Dubs

I’m glad it’s Tottenham and not Liverpool that have Real Madrid for company in this year’s Champions’ League group stages. Seeing Ronaldo at Anfield would be nice, but not for long.
The lads who amuse me are the ones roaring at the television to rough up yer man, that fancy dan Ronaldo on the wing, take him out for a ride. Get physical with him. Knock him off his stride. Like the best of the best haven’t tried.