Readers' blog: Underwear information via courts

I am writing from Canada to give thanks and kudos on behalf of all women round the world, who are now well informed regarding their underwear, via your courts.
As a wearer of the commonly named “granny panties”, your basic waist-high, sensible cotton knickers, not a touch of lace in sight, I am secure in the knowledge that I am definitely not going to be on any rapists’ lists of women throughly gagging for it.