'We love Donald Trump' is now the world's currency, and Ukraine must spend it

After Volodymyr Zelenskyy's US experience, Ukrainians understand that their only path to peace is making sacrifices to appease the Kremlin's new White House ally

Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Oval Office at the White House with US president Donald Trump. Picture: Mystyslav Chernov/AP

‘We Love Donald Trump’ is the world’s new currency, determining a course of action in every sector around the globe now. 

If you don’t pay your bills in ‘We Love Donald Trump’ currency, you might face tariffs or be exposed to Russian bombs.