Coming to terms with the quirks of ageing

Today I wore sandals with long trousers and it’s only a matter of time before the white socks join the party

AT what age do you get odd? Because mark my words, you will get odd. At some point, your personal peccadillos, quirks, twitches, small obsessions will become more important to you than always needing to make a good impression.

So you’ll just go ahead and twitch away and cock a snook to the world. In fact you’ll even feel more comfortable about using the phrase ‘cock a snook’. I recommend using it once a day for a healthy mind.