Marriage of political convenience which may result in issue

If exasperated headmaster Enda Kenny thought expelling Blueshirt bad girl Lucinda Creighton to reform school was going to make her change her ways, he was very much mistaken.

There she was at the RDS, centre of attention as usual, while her little gang of fellow rebel FG deputies and senators orbited like satellites around her brooding sun.

“Have you been reformed yet?”