Terry Prone: Nothing wrong with ironing out creases by going under the knife

"Just as I go under, I remember asking Dr Salman where he would get the fat to transfer into my face and being irritated when he said he’d find somewhere, no bother."

Terry Prone on day one (left) and day nine after her facelift.

You can get the trolling out of the way just for starters, this bank holiday. Get off your chest how outrageous it is not to grow old gracefully, not to cherish the wrinkles earned during a tough life, not to be grateful that nobody even looks at you anymore. 

What kind of a fool pays money to have their face mutilated by a plastic surgeon in the vain attempt to look young when any fool can see they’re as old as the hills?