Sign this 7-point contract before watching ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

BEFORE you go to see Fifty Shades of Grey, you must enter into a contract. The contract is between the film dominating cinemas everywhere, and the audience submitting two hours and five minutes of their lives which they will never get back.

Sign this 7-point contract before watching ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
Mon, 23 Feb, 2015 - 00:00
Suzanne Harrington
Suzanne Harrington
Suzanne Harrington is an Irish journalist, author and critic .

1. Fifty Shades of Grey is not a Farrow & Ball paint catalogue, although perusing one would be more pleasurable, and decidedly more exciting.

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