"It has sound effects and everything! You’re first"

UPSTAIRS in bed at 11pm. My husband says he wants to watch episode 3 of The Bridge on my laptop but this would contravene our no-technology-in-bed-rule. 

Besides, I got first dibs on contravention while he was in the shower and am already engrossed in a programme I found in BBC Radio 4 archives.

“Shhh,” I say, “I’m listening to Chore Wars programme on the division of responsiblities within the home in the 21st century. Fascinating.”