Wallace the pink-shirted joker should get the red card

ENDA’S Dáil M for Merkel mystery continues to linger.

It seems he did ring the chancellor, but unfortunately ended up with the German Nein, Nein, Nein service as she just gave a flat out no to his pleas for a bank debt deal.

Let’s hope the Boys in Green fare better in their European clashes than Kenny, who seems to have been kicked from one end of the pitch to the other like a deflating ball by Merkel.