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‘Ryanhair’ will give you a proper trimming

IN view of Ryanair’s fares strategy, I have decided to open a barber shop and call it RyanHair.

‘Ryanhair’ will give you a proper trimming

Wed, 28 Mar, 2007 - 01:00

I will determine the price of haircut by the following criteria:

First, the charge for the haircut will be only €0.01, with a few other charges.

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