Harvey getting a grip on himself, not women

Today let us look at the recent statement from a squillionaire Hollywood mogul exposed as a long-term sexual predator.

If only I were more prone to crudity, I’d say his surname sounds a lot like an onanistic mishap, but this is a respectable newspaper, so you’ll just to to imagine the word I’m thinking of instead. I speak of course of Mr Harvey Weinstein.

“I’m trying to do better….I have a long way to go.”