Break out the shoulder pads — Dallas is back

WELL, tip my 10-gallon hat and fix me a bourbon — if it ain’t the wiliest ole’ coyote in the Lone Star State makin’ his way back to the small screen.

Yessir, ole’ JR Ewing, the sharpest prong in Southfork, is oilin’ up for a return with the show that made the Borgias look like Little House on the Prairie.

Dallas, which last aired 20 years ago, is back in production with 10 episodes and a promise that, despite turning 80 this year, JR, still played by Larry Hagman, has lost none of his teeth nor his appetite for sinking them into a rival’s jugular.