Homer Simpson is a ‘true Catholic’, says Vatican paper

HOMER SIMPSON has debated with God on the merits of religion versus sport, been banished to hell and frolicked nude in the Garden of Eden.

He is a lazy, pot bellied, glutton with a craving for doughnuts and Duff beer, but he has just been declared a true Catholic by the Vatican’s official newspaper.

L’Osservatore Romano praised the long-running TV cartoon series for addressing issues related to family, community, education and religion.