Two Brians face Judgment Day despite blind faith in economy
Like the hysterical masses who besieged Knock at the weekend, certain that if they stared hard enough at the sun they would catch a glimpse of Our Lady, the dour Dáil duo had nothing to base their hopes on apart from blind faith, desperation and self-delusion.
The Two Brians have been seeing visions for some time, the Taoiseach himself appeared caught-up in rapture just before the local elections when, speaking in tongues, he told anyone who would listen that he had sighted the “green shoots” of The Blessed Recovery.
