Cluedo II: It was the footballer with the axe in the spa

KILLING a professor or a reverend in a library with an iron bar occupied millions of families worldwide for more than half a century — the upper-crust murders almost seemed akin to a decent murder mystery.

However, Hercule Poirot would appear to have been replaced by Footballers’ Wives in the newly revamped Cluedo.

Now Mrs White is more likely to kill a video designer in a cineplex by overdosing him with pills.