One of my website’s punters, listening to the howls from thousands of Reds after Saturday’s defeat, suggested they should adapt the current Slade-inspired Old Trafford chant to this: “So, eff off Davey Moyes / we’re chucking out our toys / we go ‘wah, wah, waaaaaah’...

One of my website’s punters, listening to the howls from thousands of Reds after Saturday’s defeat, suggested they should adapt the current Slade-inspired Old Trafford chant to this: “So, eff off Davey Moyes / we’re chucking out our toys / we go ‘wah, wah, waaaaaah’...”

ELTON John thinks she’s “a meltdown waiting to happen” — but he always says that. He’s issued public doom warnings about Robbie Williams, Eminem, George Michael, Lady Gaga and Michael Jackson. This time he’s talking about Miley Cyrus — but then, who isn’t?

Watch the clip for ‘The Next Day’ inside - although it's probably NSFW.

LeAnn Rimes is suing two women she claims illegally recorded a phone conversation with her and posted snippets online, a day after she sought professional help for anxiety and stress.

Vera Duffy still fights for justice for her son Alan, even though the State and doctors deny a vaccine induced a reaction causing him to suffer brain damage, Arlene Harris reports.

SET AT the height of the Cold War, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (15A) is something of a throwback to another era entirely, that era being the mid-1970s, when a particular kind of paranoid thriller reigned supreme.

COLIN FARRELL stars in Craig Gillespie’s remake of Fright Night (15A), in which the worst nightmares of Las Vegas teenager Charley (Anton Yelchin) become flesh when his new neighbour, Jerry (Farrell), reveals himself to be a vampire.

Private Life

WHEN the trashier end of the media is desperate for dirt on an entertainer, and can’t find any, there is a tendency to manufacture non-events.

A Sligo woman who fraudulently claimed her dead father’s pension for six years has been given a 12-month suspended sentence at Dublin Circuit Criminal Court.

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INTERNATIONAL event rider Eric Smiley yesterday conceded that fatalities will never be eliminated from the sport, which took the lives of nine riders in 2007.

A 33-year-old woman who suffered massive injuries in the attack on the World Trade Centre in 2001 has been awarded €7.4m by the September 11 Victims Compensation Fund.

The inventor of the yellow 'smiley' face symbol has died aged 79.