SOMETIMES itâs a pity that our Monsieur Le Prof is such a pragmatist. After a vintage Dennis Bergkamp performance on Saturday, of the scintillating sort that some of the more sceptical amongst us thought theyâd long since seen the last, personally, in Wengerâs place I would have stuck Dennis in a cab straight from St. Andrews and made certain his driver didnât spare the horses until heâd reached the San Siro.