The only reason for making White Chicks, one suspects, is that it gives employment to members of the family and keeps them out of harms way for a couple of months.

This story, such as it is, comes from a comic-strip but has not been given sufficient work to enlist our full attention. It is a truly dreadful film, full of awful moments and some pretty forgettable acting.

Irish beauty Victoria Smurfit adores being a baddie in her new film, Bulletproof Monk; she plays Nina, the determined and dangerous granddaughter of the evil former Nazi, Struker.