A woman drove a man on the bonnet of her car and broke a red light after he demanded that she take him for chips.

A man who was “out of his mind with drink” grabbed a statute of Buddha and then dropped his trousers at a Chinese takeaway.

A mother of two must contact the ISPCA if she ever plans again to get a pet dog after being found guilty of cruelty to animals.

A man who claimed he was the pope bit a garda when he tried to arrest him for being drunk and disorderly.

ROSS LEWIS is standing under the archway at the Princes St entrance to Cork’s renowned English Market, in chef’s whites, arms folded, mugging for the camera.

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Bord na Mona Kehoe Shield Final

IT took Loughgiel half an hour to come to grips with the conditions in yesterday’s rain-lashed Ulster Club SHC final against Ballycran at Casement Park, but once the Shamrocks turned on the style they demolished the Ards men.

Nato helicopter attacked a Pakistani security post near the Afghan border today, killing three troops, officials in Pakistan said.

A SOLICITOR yesterday suggested that an arrest warrant was so old it should be preserved in a museum.

A newspaper editor instrumental in sparking one of the biggest tribunals in the history of the state today insisted his story about illegal Garda spying has never been challenged.

Garda chiefs were aware of rampant illegal bugging of conversations between solicitors and their clients in garda stations nationwide, it was claimed today.

A CARAVAN park pond in which a toddler drowned last year and which almost claimed the life of another child five years ago is to be filled in at last.

The PSNI is making a fresh appeal for information on the murder of a young woman who disappeared in Co Down exactly two years ago today.

A retired detective broke down in tears today as he urged his former colleague to come clean about the abuse of two sisters in garda custody.

THE owner of a holiday park pond in which a two-year-old baby drowned last summer has secured council backing for a fresh bid to have it filled in.

Cinemas across Northern Ireland are to screen a heart-rending new plea for information on shop-assistant Lisa Dorrian’s murder.

Rockers Snow Patrol are paying tribute to slain Northern Irish woman Lisa Dorrian at their forthcoming Belfast concert, in the hope of raising awareness of her unsolved murder.

A mother of three today refused to accept an apology from a Garda Sergeant who abused and mistreated her in custody.

Text messages are to be sent out to 800 phones in a bid to locate murdered shop assistant Lisa Dorrian’s body, police revealed today.

POLICE investigating the murder of missing Co Down woman Lisa Dorrian yesterday said they believed her body may have been dumped at sea up to six months after she disappeared.

Police investigating the murder of missing Co Down woman Lisa Dorrian said today they believed her body may have been dumped at sea up to six months after she disappeared.

Two men were facing a second day of questioning today about the murder of a shop assistant who disappeared a year ago.

PEOPLE shielding the killers of Lisa Dorrian should identify where her body was dumped, a senior churchman urged yesterday.

The family of a murdered shop assistant have launched a website in a fresh bid to find her body.

A DETECTIVE sergeant threatened his garda interviewers that he had notes and tapes of his conversations with senior officers in Donegal, the Morris Tribunal heard yesterday.

A detective sergeant threatened his Garda interviewers that he had notes and tapes of his conversations with senior officers in Donegal, the Morris Tribunal heard today.

Police in the North have released a 22-year-old man arrested yesterday in connection with the murder of Lisa Dorrian.

DETECTIVES were yesterday questioning a man about the murder of Lisa Dorrian, the young woman who disappeared in the North more than four months ago.

The PSNI has arrested a 22-year-old man in connection with the murder of Lisa Dorrian in Co Down earlier this year.

THE family of the man whose death led to the Morris Tribunal yesterday called on Garda Commissioner Noel Conroy to resign for his handling of the case.

THE bereaved family of Richie Barron have become the latest addition to the long line of litigants suing the State over the garda scandals in Donegal.

LAWYERS for a garda sergeant branded a liar by the Morris Tribunal yesterday said an agenda had been set at the inquiry to destroy the officer.

Police in the North have arrested an 18-year-old man in connection with the murder of a young woman who disappeared in Co Down earlier this year.

Loyalist paramilitaries have been accused of involvement in the murder of missing shop assistant Lisa Dorrian.

Two men questioned about the murder of a woman who vanished from a caravan park party were released without charge today.

An all-night party house has been searched by police hunting for the body of a woman who vanished from a seaside caravan park, it emerged tonight.

HOPES were fading last night for a woman who disappeared from a caravan park party more than a week ago.

Hopes were fading tonight for a woman who disappeared from a caravan park party more than a week ago.

The distraught father of a woman who went missing after a caravan site party nearly a week ago has pleaded for her to come home.

The family of a County Down woman who has been missing for five days have joined in with the search operation.

Down include three debutants in their line-up ahead of Sunday's NHL Div 2A clash with Antrim in Portaferry.

Jimmy Heggarty hit the birdie trail in earnest at Lisburn to fire a four-under-par 68 and win the £7,000 (€11,050) Healy Group annual pro-am tournament.