A man who took more than a million pounds from his severely-disabled father's bank account to go on a lavish spending spree has been jailed for five years in England.

It's very cute.

Derick Duffner has two very handsome German Shepherd pups - and they’re well-trained to boot.

Aidan O’Brien hailed Gleneagles as the “best miler we’ve had” after he completed a Classic double in the Tattersalls Irish 2,000 Guineas at the Curragh on Saturday.

The bat ruined his jam AND bit him. He's fine, though.

Katie Price claims Kieran Hayler first cheated on her when she was in hospital after giving birth to their son.

Katie Price has kicked her cheating husband Kieran Hayler out of her mansion.

Kieran Hayler insists he wants to "repair" wife Katie Price's broken heart after having an affair with her best friend.

Kieran Hayler flirted with Katie Price's married pal in front of her.

Katie Price still wants Kieran Hayler be at the birth of their child, despite his cheating with her best friend.

Katie Price's best friend has admitted she had an affair with the former glamour model’s husband Kieran Hayler, and says she "deeply regrets" it.

Alex Reid has offered his ex-wife Katie Price his support following her husband Kieran Hayler's alleged affair.

The husband of the woman accused by Katie Price of conducting a "full blown sexual affair" with Price's husband has dismissed the infidelity as a "storm in a teacup".

IN recent years, sportsmen such as David Beckham, Cristiano Ronaldo and the Welsh rugby player Gavin Henson have made it, if not de rigueur, more acceptable for men to look after their formerly rough, red-tinged, gangly-toothed, chapped-lipped faces.

Aidan O’Brien has mapped out an early-season plan for his dual Derby winner Camelot that will culminate with an appearance at Royal Ascot.

Aidan O’Brien has mapped out an early-season plan for his dual Derby winner Camelot that will culminate with an appearance at Royal Ascot.

HANDS clasped tightly, resting uneasy on his knees, mouth tight-lipped, downturned, and eyes unfocused, gazing into oblivion.

Camelot preserved his unbeaten record in the Dubai Duty Free Irish Derby at the Curragh.

Dreams of a first Triple Crown hero since 1970 are very much alive after Camelot routed the field in the Investec Derby at Epsom.

Camelot set up the mouthwatering prospect of a Triple Crown bid with a superb victory in the Investec Derby at Epsom.

Whitney Houston was reportedly planning to remarry Bobby Brown in Las Vegas.

THE party season is in full swing and at this stage presents, food and plans for where you’re spending the 25th are sorted.

A DESPERATE woman called a taxi driver and told him to “get me out of here” hours before her battered body was discovered in a pool of blood in her home.

The jury in the trial at the Central Criminal Court in Dublin of a man charged with the murder of a Cork mother of three will resume its deliberations tomorrow following one hour of deliberation.

St Nicholas Abbey provided a belated but thunderous reminder of his capabilities by streaking nine lengths clear in the Boodles Diamond Ormonde Stakes at Chester yesterday.

A 12-year-old US girl was shocked to find a rude message on a Valentine's Day sweet.

Mass killer Derrick Bird’s funeral finally took place today, the final of 13 services held in just a week.

GUNMAN Derrick Bird’s family were united in grief yesterday as they said goodbye to the killer’s twin brother, David.

The funeral for David Bird, the twin brother and first victim of gunman Derrick Bird, will take place in Cumbria today.

THE sons of a cab driver who killed 12 people in a gun rampage across rural northwestern England described him as “the nicest man you could ever meet” yesterday, adding they were baffled by his crimes.

Relatives of gun spree killer Derrick Bird would apologise to his victims' families "if they had the strength", a close friend said today as memorial services were held to remember the dead.

A grudge held by crazed killer Derrick Bird against his twin brother over his father’s will may have sparked a massacre which left 12 people dead.

DERRICK BIRD’S first target, his twin, David, could hold a key to the Cumbria massacre.

A CORKMAN who worked and often shared a pint with mass murderer Derrick Bird remembers him as always having a smile on his face.

A CLARE barman and father of two has been killed just days after his dream wedding in Thailand.

Antigua’s government will propose the death penalty for crimes involving weapons – even if the victim is not killed – following the killing of a honeymoon couple from Britain, the island’s justice minister said today.

Black Jack Ketchum has been retired after trainer Jonjo O’Neill revealed the former top-class performer “wasn’t enjoying it anymore”.

ALEXANDROVA proved a real star turn at York yesterday when completing a Group One hat-trick under a supremely confident Mick Kinane in the Darley Yorkshire Oaks.

AIDAN O’BRIEN’S chances of winning a third Vodafone Derby received another boost at York yesterday when Septimus threw his hat into Epsom ring with victory in the totesport Dante Stakes.

A rookie security guard who survived the Minnesota school shooting rampage described a frenzied scramble to get pupils out of harm’s way – and said a fellow guard saved lives by sacrificing his own.

KIEREN FALLON has admitted it was a tough decision to quit his job with Michael Stoute and take up the position as retained jockey at Ballydoyle.

Kieren Fallon has admitted it was a tough decision to quit his job with Michael Stoute and take up the position as retained jockey at Ballydoyle.