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We’ll start, given the week that’s in it, with a nod to the Leaving Cert.

Here are all the latest headlines this lunchtime.

Here's your lunchtime news bulletin.

Tributes poured in for Neville Neville, father of former Manchester United footballers Gary and Phil, who has died after suffering a heart attack.

Camper vans are no longer dreary, they’re bright, airy, adaptable and cool, says Nuala Woulfe

Model turned actress Cara Delevingne has become the highest new entry in an annual list of the UK's wealthy young stars.

Coleen Rooney has claimed her luggage was "ransacked" after arriving two days late to Las Vegas from London Heathrow airport.

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Reality TV star Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Kanye West have stuck with ‘tradition’ in their name choice for their newborn girl.

I BLAME Geri Halliwell. Back in the mid-1990s, just as I was entering adolescence, the Spice Girl’s over-plucked eyebrows suddenly became all the rage.

Coleen Rooney left hospital less than 12 hours after giving birth to her second son.

Coleen Rooney has given birth to a baby boy.

The 2013 John Smith’s Grand National Festival will begin today.

THE grey ceiling has shattered; passing 50 no longer means fading into invisibility.

The 14-year-old sister of Coleen Rooney has died after a lifelong battle with a rare genetic disorder, a family spokesman said today.

Wayne and Coleen Rooney are expecting a boy.

Coleen Rooney is pregnant.

HERE COME the WAGs.

The catwalk queens have had their day. Today Aintree reverts to a venerable old battlefield of dreams and punting pin-stickers as experts-for-the-day have an annual flutter on the Grand National.

The 165th John Smith's British Grand National Festival at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool begins today.

FIRST PYJAMAS, then underwear and now rollers — is there anything Irish girls won’t wear in public?

Two men who tried to blackmail Coleen Rooney have been jailed for a total of three years and eight months.

Two men who tried to blackmail Coleen Rooney have been jailed for a total of three years and eight months.

Burglars have again targeted the home of England striker Peter Crouch and his wife, model Abbey Clancy, it has emerged.

A HANDYMAN has admitted trying to blackmail Coleen Rooney for £5,000 over stolen personal photos.

A handyman today admitted trying to blackmail Coleen Rooney for £5,000 (€6,000) over stolen personal photos.

COLEEN ROONEY was subjected to a £5,000 (€5,900) blackmail plot involving hundreds of personal family photos on her stolen camera, a court has heard.

Coleen Rooney was subjected to a £5,000 (€5,900) blackmail plot involving hundreds of personal family photos on her stolen camera, a court heard today.

SO David de Gea has joined an elite club — people in the world who will one day have cause to be nostalgic about the ugly, wretched hovel that is the city of Stoke-on-Trent.

A MAN has pleaded guilty to blackmailing Coleen Rooney.

A man has pleaded guilty to blackmailing Coleen Rooney.

OUR 5-year-old leather couch is starting to look a little scuffed. What’s the best way to care for leather furniture?

A close friend of the British Prime Minister has been found dead in mysterious circumstances at Glastonbury Festival.

Glastonbury Festival supremo Michael Eavis has been told the death of a senior member of British Prime Minister David Cameron’s Tory constituency is “a suicide situation”.

Jessie J was hailed the new queen of Glastonbury today – after ignoring doctors’ advice to skip the mudfest because of a broken leg.

Revellers are welcoming a rare treat at mudbath Glastonbury today – sunshine.

Violent scenes broke out in the crowd at U2’s long-awaited Glastonbury debut tonight as a protest against the band’s tax status was foiled by security guards.

THREE people have appeared in court accused of trying to blackmail Coleen Rooney after she lost her mobile phone.

Three people have appeared in court in Britain accused of trying to blackmail Coleen Rooney after she lost her mobile phone.

THREE people are to appear in court over an alleged plot to blackmail Coleen Rooney after she lost her mobile phone.

Three people have been arrested by police in the UK investigating an allegation of blackmail in relation to Coleen Rooney.

Former painter and decorator Matt Cardle spoke today of his “shock” after being crowned the winner of this year’s 'X Factor'.

Former painter and decorator Matt Cardle was adjusting to life as a pop star today after being crowned the winner of this year’s 'X Factor'.