Ask Audrey: My girlfriend basically pointed herself at the sun and said 'Tan me, ya bollix'

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Ask Audrey: sorting Cork people out for ages.

We’re a family of four from Kanturk, my wife Clodagh is very high up in pharmaceuticals. 

You can keep your snarky city p u t-downs now Audrey, we’re classic North Cork people, decent, funny and much better looking than people from Kilmallock.