Julie Jay: Some new words are more welcome than others

As Number One experiments with some colourful language, I can’t help but feel some things are best left unsaid

“I didn’t say a bad word,” Number One contended, about as convincing as when your husband insists he doesn’t fancy your sister.

Number Two has been flying it on the new words and is rightfully being met with round after round of applause.

He has reached the stage of being able to greet everyone by name, and like a hyped-up Karaoke crowd, his extended family audience just can’t get enough.